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Funny Messages - Quotes Poems Sms Text MessagesWe are continuously adding new Funny Messages. We have searched and found sweet Funny Messages for you. We are sure that you will like these Funny Messages. You can forward these Funny Messages to your loved ones, friends and other people and they are going to like these Funny Messages. If you want to submit Funny Messages, then you can send mail to us.It’s great when holiday comes It’s sad when week day comes Wish monthly more 5 Sunday comes Monthly two festivals comes ---------------- 1911: Dracula Used to Drink Virgin Girls Blood..! = In 2012: He Died of Hunger… ---------------- Engineering student... Takes 5 minute to solve a differential equation and ... 50 minutes to write a one page essay. ---------------- Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney ---------------- Girl: I am not feeling good today... - - - Boy: That’s too bad. I thought of taking u to Shopping... - - - Girl: Naah!! I’m ok.... I was just joking.. - - - Boy: Yeah me too JOKING ---------------- "L I F E Iz Like A M I R R O R ! Just Because u Break Or Ignore It ... Doesn't Mean ur R E F L E C T I O N Will Change ..." --------------------------------- Wife or Husband shop se nikly to 1 faqeer na kaha.. "Shehzadi" 5 rupe de dy andha hoon. Husband: De do, Tumhen Shehzadi kaha hai to zaror andha he hoga........... ------------------------- Ab tu sonay ko dil karta ha mera FARAZ Jab sa kamray ma AC laga hai generator ka sath "Happy loadshding in Pakistan" -------------------------------- A cute luv story with happy ending: 1 day some body proposed you! You said: "i m Not interested." This way, some body lived a happy life . ------------------------ Why luv marriage iz better than arranged??? Because "A KNOWN DEVIL Iz BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST" ----------------------- Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? ----------- At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on ---------- Wats Worse Than Your Lover Sending You A Txt Msg To 'BREAK UP' ? Another Msg Sayin 'Sorry That Wasn't For You'... ---------- We are continuously adding new sweet, cool, cute, best mobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Funny Messages forwards messages. Just read the new Funny Messages and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Funny Messages. If you want to submit Funny Messages then you can send mail to us. | |||
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