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Funny Sms - Quotes Poems Sms Text MessagesWe are continuously adding new Funny Sms. We have searched and found sweet Funny Sms for you. We are sure that you will like these Funny Sms. You can forward these Funny Sms to your loved ones, friends and other people and they are going to like these Funny Sms. If you want to submit Funny Sms, then you can send mail to us.A dead boy was taken to heaven. God was shocked to see his Heartbeat. Boy Replied: Only am dead but my Lover still lives in my heart. & The boy was sent to hell for Overacting. ---------------- Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a Bus when I am comfortably seated. Girl: So what do you do? . ... . . . Boy: I close my eyes and sleep ---------------- Girl: I Am Not Feeling Good Today... - - - Boy: That’s Too Bad. I Thought Of Taking U To Shopping... - - - Girl: I Was Joking.. - - - Boy: Yeah Me Too… ---------------- Now a day’s people and relationships are like bluetooth. If you stay close they stay connected, And if you go away they find new devices! ---------------- Combined study is meeting With friends . . . ... . Where all aspects of world will Be discussed . . Except studies.. ...... ---------------- I love the way u touch me, romance with me but you should brush ur teeth be4 kissing as it smells very bad. ---------------------------- After having romance with girl friend, why do u feel like balloon without air. ------------------------------- DAD:dear son,why your sis sitting so silent SON:Nothing dad sis asked lipstik, but i gave fevistik. No chip chip no chik chik ----------------------- Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE ------------------------------ haathon main pighal janay ko jee chahta ha Aatish-e-shoaq main jal janay ko je chahta ha… Tujh sa ik raaz ki sargoshi bhi karna chahoon Phir wohi raaz nigal janay ko jee chahta ha… Dil yeh chahay kay tere dil main rahoon dil ban k ------------------- There have been many time in 2010 when I may disturbed you troubled u irritated u bugged u . . . . today I just wanna tell you . . . . I plan to continue it in 2011. ----------- Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose, Which dies in a day. But Don’t love me, Who dies 4 u everyday?? Girl replied: . . . Oye hoye… What a dialogue!! :d ------------ Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance? ----------- We are continuously adding new sweet, cool, cute, best mobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Funny Sms forwards messages. Just read the new Funny Sms and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Funny Sms. If you want to submit Funny Sms then you can send mail to us. | |||
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