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Sardar Sms - Quotes Poems Sms Text MessagesWe are continuously adding new Sardar Sms. We have searched and found sweet Sardar Sms for you. We are sure that you will like these Sardar Sms. You can forward these Sardar Sms to your loved ones, friends and other people and they are going to like these Sardar Sms. If you want to submit Sardar Sms, then you can send mail to us.Interviewer:what iz skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton iz a person who started dieting but 4got to stop it..!!! ---------------- In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me da name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:u failed, what's ur name? Sardar:See my legs and tell my name --------------------- *Sardar: Beta 2 bistar kiun lagay? Son: Ghr pe too guest ane hn. Sardar: Kon? Son: Ami ka bhai or mera Mamo Sardar: Phr 1 or lga , mera sala bhi a rha ha.. -------------- Santa: Oye Yar Machli Khaega? Banta: Nahi Yar Us me Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chhor Yar, Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena... ----------------- a thief jumped in two a sardar's house & asked: "sona kidher ha?" sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey sara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lamma pay jaa!!! ----------------- Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1? Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them --------- Sardar Kisi Larki Ghar Rishta Ly Kar Gya Larki K Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Parh Rahi Hai... Sardar:Koi Bat Nhe Hum Ek Ghante Baad A Jauengy. ---------- A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana ------------ Sardar thought "LOL" meant "lots Of Love".. So one day His Friend's Mother died he sends the following txt..... "Sorry 2 Hear About the death of your Mother LOL" ------------ Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi. ------------ Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay... ------------ Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st: Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi.. ------------ Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay... ------------ Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?" 2nd; "sb se aage wale ko" sardar; "to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain. ------------ We are continuously adding new sweet, cool, cute, best mobile txt, msgs, fwds, and Sardar Sms forwards messages. Just read the new Sardar Sms and send it to your friends or other people. We are sure that you will like Sardar Sms. If you want to submit Sardar Sms then you can send mail to us. | |||
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